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A Sherlock Holmes Top Ten by *mouselady:iconmouselady:



   Top Ten Reasons Sherlock Holmes Never Married:


   #10. Getting nagged at every time he goes out on a case.

   #9. Coming home to find his entire lab in the trash.

   #8. "Stop playing that violin and come to bed!"

   #7. The Irregulars not being allowed in the house.

   #6. Catching hell for disappearing for those three years.

   #5. "Are you and Dr. Watson going to yak all night?"

   #4. Mrs. Hudson getting fired.

   #3. "Take that nasty pipe and smoke it outside!"

   #2. Suspicion about that photo of Irene Adler.

  And the #1 reason:

  #1. "I invited that nice Professor Moriarty for dinner this evening."
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Author's Comments

Here's something fun, inspired by the famous "Letterman's Top Ten" on (what used to be) Late Night With David Letterman.

What with the long-standing debate about The Great Detective's love life (or lack of one), here
are ten possible explanations. Enjoy! :dance:

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:iconnoe-izumi:
LOL! LOL! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.
Oscar Wilde
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not to be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
H.D. Thoreau
:iconmouselady:
:giggle: This was so fun to write! :D

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A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen

No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck
:iconmercutia:
The last one...owns my soul. XD!!! Very funny. :)

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-Do you know, Mitchel, what prairie oysters are?
-...Fish.
:iconmouselady:
LOL! Thank you! :D

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A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen

No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck
:iconangelofbakerstreet:
Hihi i agree with you =p

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I hope that we'll never loose sight of one thing, that it all started by a mouse :heart:

---Walter E. Disney
:iconicequeenkitty:
The number one made me laugh out loud. :XD:

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Growing up is for weenies.
:heart: I'm nicer than my name implies. :heart:
:iconmouselady:
Thank you. :)

--
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen

No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck
:iconmouselady:
Thank you! (It did the same for me. :XD: )

--
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen

No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck
:iconghostbusterlover:
Hahaha! =D The #1 reason was the best! :XD:

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Ghostbusters 4-ever!

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination."
~ Gene Wilder

“The secret of getting things done is to act.”
~ Dante Alighieri

"You don't come to the Riddler for answers. You come for the questions."
~ Riddler
:iconmouselady:
:XD: Thank you! It was my personal favorite. ;)

--
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do. ~Joel Osteen

No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!
~Scrooge McDuck

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